Non-Vegan Wisdom: Hilarious (and Sometimes Harmful) Advice for Vegans

As a vegan, I’ve heard it all. From the classic “where do you get your protein?” to more personal critiques of my lifestyle, the “advice” offered by non-vegans can be both amusing and disrespectful. These (sometimes) seemingly harmless suggestions often reveal a fundamental disconnect between vegan and non-vegan perspectives on animal rights and ethical consumption. It’s a constant reminder of the misconceptions and microaggressions that vegans navigate daily. This list of non-vegan advice for vegans showcases the misconceptions and microaggressions many vegans face, sparking dialogue and potential change.

Disclaimer: This list includes real-life examples of comments made to vegans, some of which contain bullying and violent language. While presented satirically, it is important to acknowledge the harmful impact of such language. This list does not intend to reflect the views of all non-vegans.

Real-Life Examples of Absurd Non-Vegan Advice for Vegans:

• Consume animal products: “Get a burger,” “Get more protein,” “Focus on ‘bacon'”
• Conform to societal norms: “Get a job,” “Get a life,” “Go home,” “Get hit by a car”
• Acknowledge their “superiority”: “Hear that we are crazy & extreme,” “Recognize the importance of their middle fingers”
• Absurd and illogical demands: “Stop wearing leather (all kinds),” “Stop eating avocados,” “Stop walking on the pavement,” “Only exhale,” “Focus on cars, phones, houses, eyeballs,” “List every plant you eat,” “Acknowledge them as the biggest animal abusers”
• Personal attacks: “Get a wash,” “Take pills,” “We are not nice,” “All vegans look sickly”

Laughter vs. Harm: The Weight of Words on Mental Health

While this list may seem humorous, it’s crucial to remember that bullying and violence are serious issues with the potential to severely impact someone’s mental health. Treat others with the same kindness and respect that you would like to receive, even when it’s challenging. Recognizing the profound impact words can have on mental health, it’s crucial to provide support tailored to individual needs. One resource is helplines such as In Defense of Animals which offer online chats/texts/calls. I deeply respect animal rights activists and the challenges they face and have to deal with in a way that is helpful for them and others. Collective resilience fosters significant growth and improvement. To learn more about safeguarding your identity during activism, we encourage you to read our blog post, Behind the Mask: The Importance of Nickname Safety in the Activist Community.

Why Do Some Non-Vegans Harass Vegans?

The Inner Conflict: How Cognitive Dissonance Fuels Vegan Harassment

The reasons behind some non-vegans harassing vegans are complex and multifaceted. One key factor is cognitive dissonance. Many people who consume animal products may experience some level of discomfort or guilt, even subconsciously, about the ethical implications of their dietary choices. Seeing vegans can trigger this dissonance, leading to defensive reactions like harassment to alleviate that inner conflict.

How the Threat to Identity and Social Belonging Trigger Vegan Harassment

Furthermore, threats to identity can play a significant role. Many deeply intertwine their dietary habits with their self-image and social circles. Veganism challenges these established norms and can pose a threat to their sense of self and belonging. This can lead to feelings of resentment and a desire to defend their own choices by attacking those who challenge them.

Projecting Insecurities Onto Vegans

Some non-vegans may project their own anxieties or insecurities about their dietary choices onto vegans. They may perceive vegans as judgmental or superior, leading to resentment and a desire to “put them in their place.”

The Role of Social Dominance Orientation in Vegan Harassment

Research suggests a correlation between social dominance orientation (a preference for hierarchical social structures) and negative attitudes toward vegans. Individuals with strong social dominance orientations may view veganism as a challenge to the existing social order and react with hostility.

Lack of Understanding or Education: Misinformation and Stereotypes

Many people simply lack a deep understanding of veganism and its ethical and environmental implications. Misinformation and stereotypes about vegans are widespread, leading to prejudice and discrimination.

Moving Towards a More Inclusive Society: The Benefits of Openly Discussing Vegan Harassment

Openly discussing the reasons behind vegan harassment is crucial. This allows us to move towards a more compassionate and understanding society. By identifying the underlying psychological and social factors, we can gain a deeper understanding of the issue. We can then use this knowledge to develop more effective strategies for addressing and mitigating harassment. It also allows us to address the underlying issues of speciesism and the normalization of animal exploitation.

The Importance of Openly Discussing Vegan Harassment

Promoting Empathy and Compassion

Understanding the motivations behind the harassment, even if they are not justifiable, can foster greater empathy and compassion towards those who engage in such behavior. This can help to bridge the divide between vegans and non-vegans and create a more respectful and understanding dialogue.

Challenging Misconceptions

Discussing the reasons for harassment can help to challenge harmful stereotypes about both vegans and non-vegans. It can help to dispel myths and promote a more nuanced understanding of the complexities surrounding dietary choices and ethical beliefs.

Promoting a More Inclusive Society

By understanding the factors that contribute to harassment, we can work towards creating a more inclusive and tolerant society where individuals are free to make their dietary choices without fear of judgment or discrimination.

Protecting the Well-being of Vegans:

By acknowledging and addressing the psychological and social factors that contribute to harassment, we can better support and protect the well-being of vegans who may experience these challenges.

A Note on Harassment and Support Resources

It’s important to emphasize that not all non-vegans engage in harassment towards vegans. However, these are some of the psychological and social factors that can contribute to such behavior. This information is for general knowledge and discussion purposes only. Harassment of any kind is unacceptable. If you or someone you know is experiencing harassment, please reach out to support resources in your community.

Attributions and Acknowledgements

If you are the source of any of these phrases and would like to be credited on this blog, please inform me. However, it’s important to acknowledge that some of these phrases may have originated independently within the broader vegan animal rights activist community.

Nonviolence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction.

– Mahatma Gandhi

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